conversations with Patryk: dogs

Adam, what do you think of dogs?

What about them?

I don't know. The idea of them.

Well. I believe in dogs.

I think they are weird. They look at you with human like emotions and they would just as soon eat chocolate as dogshit.

You know Patryk, you are not supposed to give chocolate to dogs.

What? Why is that?

It is really bad for them.

Oh...... maybe this is why my mom's dog died.